Mortuary Puts Penis A Cut Above the Rest
MOSCOW --- A coffin maker almost laid his Penis
to rest for good after his trousers got caught in
his circular saw. The mangled appendage was sawed
into six pieces and the agonized man was rushed to
a special clinic that only treats injuries to the
male genitals. The Emergency Care for Men was established
at a Moscow hospital in 1999. Professor Pyotr Shcheplev
set up the department to develop the field of andrology,
which focuses on the study of the male genitals. Dr.
Shcheplev summed up his mission by stating, "If a
Penis has some defect, it is a big psychological blow.
It's a man's dignity."
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