A Strong Waring Against Drinking and Gambling
ROMANIA --- We thought last week's story of
a coffin maker who caught his Penis in a circular
saw was so bizarre that we wouldn't see anything similar
for a good, long while. Imagine our surprise when
we heard about this Romanian man who did almost the
exact same thing. When Ioan Soaita's Penis became
mysteriously caught in a machine wheel bearing, he
tried to cut the bearing housing free with circular
saw. When the saw slipped the blade severed part of
Soaita's Penis off. The member was reattached in a
five-hour operation, and surgeons say he should expect
his sex life to return to normal in a few months.
It should be no surprise that Soaita was inebriated
at the time and was acting on a bet with his friends.
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