More Tales From The Fake Penis Front
SAN ANTONIO --- According to APBnews, heroin
addict Micah Sheehan was caught using a fake Penis
while being urine tested for drugs by his parole officers.
According to eye witnesses, the telltale signs were
evident by the bleached pink appearance of the Penis,
and the fact that when he urinated it came out in
a sprinkler-like fashion. The final give-away came
when he fumbled his organ and it fell on the floor.
His failed attempt at avoiding a drug screening could
mean a return prison sentence where he will be required
to bring his real Penis.
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