Penises Can't Fill The Average Condom
Germany has demanded a rethink of guidelines
on condom size after finding its average Penis
did not measure up. Doctors recently were ordered
by the government's health department to check
out the average size suggested by Brussels.
They reported the overestimated size of the
average Penis by almost 20% and insisted other
countries will discover the same.
Urologist Gunther Hagler, head of the team compiling
the research, said: "by checking hundreds of
patients they found German Penises were too
small for standard condoms."On average they
were 14.48 cms long and 3.95 cms wide. That
makes them much smaller than the standard condom
size of 17 cms in length and 5.6 cms in width."He
denied the German man was any smaller than the
rest of Europe. And if other countries were
to check out their men's assets they would find
the average condom sizing is mistaken in its
calculations as well.
Some say with this new discovery, Hitler was
the last big prick to live in Germany.
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