Penis Found In Bottle Of Fruit Punch
COMMERCE CITY -- Police say a man found
a Penis Thursday in a bottled drink he purchased
at a grocery store. "For us, it's a mystery,"
said Elaine Rowe, spokeswoman for Commerce City
police. "We don't know if there is a crime involved.
This could be a fraud, mutilation or attempted
homicide." Thursday morning, Juan Sanchez-Marchez,
41, a machine operator at Foothills Mail and
Supply, was at work, taking his usual sips from
a 20-ounce bottle of Ora Potency Fruit Punch.
After he had downed about two-thirds of the
bottle, he found something in the opaque red
drink. He called over his 16-year-old son, Manuel,
who also works at the shop. His boss told him
that it looked like a Penis and to report it
to the police. A pathologist with the Adams
County coroner's office determined it was a
3-inch segment of human Penis. It was cleanly
cut at the base. Authorities do not know whether
the body part came from an adult or juvenile,
or whether it had been taken from a cadaver
or a living person. A DNA test will be conducted
on the Penis, in case it may be related to an
ongoing Adams County investigation where various
body parts, including a head and part of a leg,
have been found but not identified. The Ora
Potency Fruit Punch comes in a clear glass bottle
with a label. Sanchez-Marchez said the top was
intact when he opened it. "It's a very hard
top to get off," he said. Police do not believe
that Sanchez-Marchez put the Penis in the bottle.
"He's a very credible witness," Rowe said. The
drink was purchased Wednesday from the King
Soopers at 6040 E. 65th Ave. Sanchez-Marchez
bought six bottles. Nothing was found in the
others.
The product has been taken off the shelves at
the store and from other King Soopers in the
metro area. A King Soopers spokesperson could
not be reached for comment late Friday. Rowe
said the drink was dated at least a year ago
and was bottled at a plant in Pittsburgh. "They
said there was no way it could have occurred
there," she said. "It's a mystery where it came
from and how it got into this bottle."
Some say with this new discovery, Hitler was
the last big prick to live in Germany.
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